Candace Owens Throws Toxic Whoopi Out Of The View Set, “Can’t Bear Her For Even A Minute”

  In a dramatic turn of events that has set the media abuzz, political commentator [...]

Taylor Swift Is Now Banned From All Future NFL Games, “She Too Much Distracting”

  In a stunning announcement that has taken both the music and sports worlds by [...]

“It Was Just a Joke” – Kathy Griffin Begs Elon Musk to Drop His Lawsuit: “He’s Gonna Ruin Me”

  In a bizarre turn of events, comedian Kathy Griffin finds herself at the center [...]

Ronnie Milsap Criticizes Beyoncé, “She’s a Fraudster, Not A Real Country Artist”

  In what’s shaping up to be one of the most unexpected cultural clashes of [...]

Bud Light Names Colin Kaepernick as Brand Ambassador

  In a move that has left many spitting out their beer (hopefully not Bud [...]

Jason Aldean Will Be Roseanne’s First Musical Guest On Her New Non-Woke Show

  In an unexpected and thrilling mash-up of talents that has fans buzzing with anticipation, [...]

Garth Brooks Plans to Exit America Permanently, “I Get No Respect in This Country”

  In a stunning announcement that has left both fans and critics in disbelief, Garth [...]

Roseanne Barr to Star in Kevin Costner’s $500 Million Non-Woke Movie

  In a groundbreaking collaboration poised to disrupt the Hollywood landscape, Kevin Costner has handpicked [...]

Clint Eastwood Returns Oscar, Says ‘It’s Become Too Much Woke’

  Clint Eastwood’s recent announcement sent shockwaves through Hollywood as he revealed his decision to [...]

Lia Thomas Leaves Competitive Swimming Permanently, Vows to Swim With Men Now

  In a surprising and emotion-laden announcement, celebrated swimmer Lia Thomas has decided to withdraw [...]